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Ilkka Mäentakanen
Juuso Karikoski
Jaakko Katila
Antti Meriluoto
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    Ilkka Mäentakanen   12 May 2014 04:07
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    Ilkka Mäentakanen   27 March 2014 01:45
    Salomo Cocker was raised by wolves in Siberia and he made his first guitar out of reindeer bones and unicorn pubic hair at the age of four. Soviet air cargo dropped him to Helsinki by accident in 1989, he was seven years old. For a while he lived in the sewers meditating and writing songs with his magical herringbone on the walls of the unforgivable sewerage system. After a few years of eremitism he was adopted by the government Special Forces and was taken to an unknown location. Why? No one knows.

    Abo Cocker was born from relations of a heretic preacher and his enchanting stepdaughter. Something went wrong during the birth and Abo developed a sixth sense that allows him to play guitar only by watching it intensely. The same applies to basically anything he does. That's why he's often found in strip joints tearing off layers of fine silk and cotton with his telekinetic skills. This cums with an orgasm warranty.

    Nation, the sinful bassist of Cocktus is originally from the planet Baldzoid. During the years of his young manhood he won several air-bass contests but was later deported from his home planet for listening to Norwegian death metal sound waves while breaking little babies' skulls. The government of Baldzoid thought he would fit better here on Tellus and they were right.

    Hauki Cocker is an android with an implemented Alesis DM20 drum module for his brain. No one knows who made him but man he got some skills! He's faster than the Chinese Tianhe-2 supercomputer but has the elegance and touch of a bastard son of Mick Fleetwood, Dave Lombardo, Ginger Baker, Keith Moon and John Bonham. Yes, all five of them.

    Some occult mystical forces associated with serious quantum physical phenomena brought these four amazing creatures together. Thus was born the Cocktus, the most awesome band in the whole wide Universe. And now everyone must be wondering how the hell do they all just happen to have the same last name. Well, they just do, ok!?
    Ilkka Mäentakanen   20 February 2014 01:47
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    Ilkka Mäentakanen   01 November 2013 02:26