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Kalle came over to visit him.
They sat down on the snow and drank a few cups of coffee. Suddenly Kalle got an idea! And he said: "you know Jamie. You would be really something if you would be something.. something FAST!" Jamie started shouting "But I am me! I am me! I am JAMIE FAST!!" screwing eagerly everything he could find at the same time.. And accidentally he made an Italian screwed basist called Jean Cascade.
Jamie was confused and slowly started using more and more heavy stuff.. For example: Liquid sulfur, solid alcohol and of course straight-to-vein-salt. Jamie used so much of this stuff he crapped his pants and named the crap E.B.A. But then things got an unexpected twist! Jamie noticed the worlds most cuddliest, cutest, fluffiest little... Glove. And in no time the glove was pregnant and waiting for Jamies first child.
The baby was born and it was named Johnny Down. When Jamie first saw his child, his heart broke. It was so ugly! So.. Jamie started a band! Jamie gave all the members an instrument and told what they would do in the band. But it was'nt long until Jamie noticed! They didnt have a singer!
Jamie sailed thousands of kilometers through Syvärauma until he finally reached The Land Of Seirens. There Jamie heard something so absolutely beautiful and touching he knew he had found a singer for the band..
His name was Sir Dystamius Jon Elo.
We play rock music with a loving touch. ;) So the best name for the music we play is -of course- loverock! Listen and you'll love it.
Let us introduce loverock to you!
Roy Hellman 11 октября 2006 04:23