This e-mail does not exist in our database, please insert the e-mail you used to register.
الإعلامية الأخيرة
أهم الأحداث
https://www.facebook.com/cocktusband
https://soundcloud.com/cocktus
Ilkka Mäentakanen 27 مارس 2014 01:45Abo Cocker was born from relations of a heretic preacher and his enchanting stepdaughter. Something went wrong during the birth and Abo developed a sixth sense that allows him to play guitar only by watching it intensely. The same applies to basically anything he does. That's why he's often found in strip joints tearing off layers of fine silk and cotton with his telekinetic skills. This cums with an orgasm warranty.
Nation, the sinful bassist of Cocktus is originally from the planet Baldzoid. During the years of his young manhood he won several air-bass contests but was later deported from his home planet for listening to Norwegian death metal sound waves while breaking little babies' skulls. The government of Baldzoid thought he would fit better here on Tellus and they were right.
Hauki Cocker is an android with an implemented Alesis DM20 drum module for his brain. No one knows who made him but man he got some skills! He's faster than the Chinese Tianhe-2 supercomputer but has the elegance and touch of a bastard son of Mick Fleetwood, Dave Lombardo, Ginger Baker, Keith Moon and John Bonham. Yes, all five of them.
Some occult mystical forces associated with serious quantum physical phenomena brought these four amazing creatures together. Thus was born the Cocktus, the most awesome band in the whole wide Universe. And now everyone must be wondering how the hell do they all just happen to have the same last name. Well, they just do, ok!?
Ilkka Mäentakanen 20 فبراير 2014 01:47https://www.facebook.com/cocktusband
Ilkka Mäentakanen 01 نوفمبر 2013 02:26