Now listen closely because I''m only going to tell you once…Sit down, get comfortable, put out the dube and put a “Peter” in your ear….That''s right, a “Peter”…”Nice Peter” From the most humble land of Chicago comes a band that not so much pushes the limits entertainment, but more so has tripped, slipped and busted their nuts in attempt to do something different…RESULTS: One clever little band we call “Nice Peter” After all the time spent watching bands and their path through the Emergenza Festival I have never, never, never seen a band win over a crowd like this band. “Nice Peter” has put together a set of nonsense, bullshitting, catchy acoustic rhythms and most of all ENTER-FUCKING-TAINMENT…. This stripped-down 3 piece has taken the fundamentals of song writing, things you only talk about with your friends and on the fly wit to create music so attractive for it''s originality and bust out loud comedic vibe. Try to imagine John Denver having a child with Dice Clay being raised on Guinness and the joke page from Playboy……Now you got it…I commend you “Nice Peter” on your stellar performance in the Emergenza elimination round that earned you a spot in our quarterfinals…By now you question just who in hell this crew is, well…..www.NICEPETER.com is your answer. Check it out, you might learn something about masturbation from songs like “Right Hand” and discover the challenges of anal sex with the hit “If You Really Love Me” and if you take a moment of your day to listen to just one song, “I Quit You Fat Mother Fucker” comes highly recommended. Thursday, March 10th is the beginning of the Emergenza quarterfinals in Chicago and there just isn''t another being as happy I, the Easter Bunny… More votes, tighter sets and bigger crowds and,of coarse, Easter….Yes Easter…..Hours of hunting for hard boiled, colored eggs that smell like nothing less than a drummer''s fat ass crack. And the ever so popular photo sessions with myself at your local mall. DISCLAIMER: It''s not actually me you''re taking the picture with, but really some broke ass in a bunny suit that has been pissed on several times by our youth….Sorry to break the news. I can''t visit every shopping center while still finding time to enjoy Emergenza and it''s next round of music. You the fan need quality reporting and the heart of a rabbit and I am there for you. With the latest collaboration of TRACK 1 Records and it''s many other partners and affiliates, Emergenza can now offer bands more opportunity than ever. Those bands that bust the most ass, play the tightest sets and show the festival their most sincere commitment to music will have the most success and developments from what Emergenza brings to the table. Take your band serious……good luck…..don''t drop the soap….