A not-so-long time ago, in a not-so-far off enclave of Chicago - The Cankles were born. Consisting of six core members (Ropesack, Jello, Kid Static, DJ Once A Month, Pmo and DJ Intel) and an endless supply of homie-heads and extra body parts - The Cankles are on a never-ending quest to summon the funk gods into their randomly sized bodies, so as to endure emphatic episodes of energizing emulsionizing for evermore... Or, for those without the benefits of receiving Dictionary Toilet Paper for Christmas last year - The Cankles Funked Your Mother Father!!!!!!!!! The Cankles is LIVE funk/hip-hop/rock/downtempo/mellow/chill/hype/pure tittays with a humorous twist. We dont take ourselves too seriously, but we're dead serious about taking over your spot... TheCankles.com is up and running with randomly updated - choose your own adventure Bios, some mp3s, live video footage and The Cankles images which you can print out and stick all over your Trapper Keeper, Big Wheel and gym locker. Oh totally dude. Katchoo!
Moses Harris Jr 19 September 2005 01:08
