As part of the on-going war on error, The Suburban Pop Project's primary mission is to teach the populous about the rock and crush any resistance to this rockucation.  Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld said Friday that he's "concerned that, quite simply, there are too many people in music, and in Ottawa specifically, that sing about their hurt and their pain". When asked about the controversial issue of nuclear weapons, Dave responded by pointing to his then-currently-on-fire, five-necked electric guitar and saying "the only weapon of mass destruction in Ottawa is RIGHT HERE."
DAVID RITTER 05 12月 2003 12:00
