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AKTUÁLNI MÉDIA
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HLAVNÍ PŘÍSPĔVKY
The lead singer, Kyle, was born of a virgin woman, leading many to believe that He is the second coming of our Lord. This also explains his amazing voice. This is His first major band, and His holyness also explains why we are doing pretty well.
Then there's the guitarist/backup vocals Mike. Satan himself actually spawned mike-it's the darn'dest thing. This also explains why he sings BACKUP vocals to His holyness. This is Mike's 803rd band ever.
Now comes Kevin, who dos lead guitar and screams. Kevin's in preparation for marriage to the love of his life. They are going to combine seminal fluids and create children with horrible allergies and asthma-lucky kids. ps, Kevin's sick on the guitar and his scream is way scary...eek
brianbehrens.net is the sick ass bassist with the curly hair. He's the computer guru for our myspace page-basically we would fall apart without this man handling a lot of our business.
Finally, we come to Nick, the drummer. Nick was actually born from the joining of a sperm and egg in a test tube. Little did they know they were using midget sperm and eggs, but oh well. After his test tube birth, his adoptive parents got rid of him by placing him in the wild. He was raised by a pack of wolves and it is because of this that he developed such quick arms and hands-hence the amazing drumming ability. So, I guess we can thanks science and negligent parents for this little protege.
There's all the band members...but now you need some info on their crew....
Josh has the most beautiful hair in the entire world. Most women are very jealous of this hair-little do they know, Josh actually used to be a woman-that's why his hair is so amazing. Joshy Poo is the guitar tech and, basically, all eletronics master. He makes the band's jobs so much easier at shows. He's also really sexy.
Ryan is the band's merch guy/heavy shit bitch. We make him carry anything really heavy. We also force him to sit nowhere near the show, where it's cool, and sell our shit. He is perfect for these tasks, though. Like Nick, Ryan was raised in the wild. Unlike Nick, Ryan was raised by gorillas. Living with gorillas, you tend to develop uncanny strength, but Ryan could never live up to the gorilla standards, so he was left out when they went on their killing runs in the deep wilds of the Congo. See, perfect for his job.
Well, there it all is....basically, you better read every last word of this because it took me FOREVER to write it. Keep on rockin in the free world dog.
DBA
Kevin Lucas 12 září 2005 11:21